He Bought a Guitar
A buddy of mine called me up about a week ago, and told me that he had something that he wanted to show me. I asked him what it was, and he told me that he had just bought a guitar. I knew that he had never played a guitar in his life, so I asked him how he was going to learn to play it. He told me that he had come across this website that said “buy learn and master guitar“, so he was considering going that route. He figured that he could learn and master it in no time at all.